You like to take risks? You like to live life on the edge? You think so, eh?!
You've got nothing on the mole that made this molehill!
Moles don't like water. They don't even like it when their tunnels flood. Who does?
There were a few of these molehills that we saw on the bank of the Thames last night, probably made by the same mole.
For your information, the mole is actually a creature of the woodland. If you, on your travels, witness molehills in fields, or on your lawn - what you are actually seeing is the handywork of an outcast mole, a mole looking to establish (eventually) its woodland territory, a nomadic mole, a young mole, a mole way down the mole pecking order.
All moles want to be in the wood.
Oh to be a dominant mole.**
**Oh to be a dominant mole.
You don't get to hear that sentence too often...